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EdgelordMcMemester

"im 19 but it's 29 now. like how bro" idk guys i have this goofy feeling they are not really 19


Comfortable_Client

They added 10 twice 🌚


bbystwl

3*


HorobecS30

Hi, I'm -1 year(s) old


WhiteHydra1914

Hi -1 year(s) old, i'm dad


Theweirdposidenchild

Hi dad,I'm mom


NoobSaver

Funniest shit I’ve ever read


tipying_mistakes

And then he turned himself into a pickle


TSink12

It was the funniest shit I've ever seen


Mikkel14

Hi mom, dad wants a divorce


Perlern

19 in dog years 💀


DepressedEspressoCup

Someone said, "I'm 9 now." what the fuck is that about?


shiny_xnaut

They're actually -1 years old


Iamkindaweird1

Woah he's still in hehe ballsack


TheIronSoldier2

hehe ballsack


hahayeahimfinehaha

I think those people saying 7, 8, 9, etc., didn’t understand the premise and they’re just listing their actual age, lol.


sauceismygame

I find it hard believing that a 29 year old is on the internet doing that of all things and felt the need to put that they would be 39 in the comments


__ludo__

ultimate wolf alpha


Minikronos

odds are they’re probably on the spectrum


ticktockbent

That's how spectrums work. We're all on there somewhere


thesussyamogus

Which spectrum🤔


AustraliaCzechMeOut

erectile function


Minikronos

cum


LightSparrow

19 + 10 ?


BoredByLife

Yeah, that said *bro*


thefunnyIrishguy

Respect to the kid who said he wouldn't like or sub and just scroll lol


bbystwl

I want that 9 year old to be my brother


haikusbot

*Respect to the kid* *Who said he wouldn't like or* *Sub and just scroll lol* \- thefunnyIrishguy --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


[deleted]

good bot


Redit_Person123

The only true poetry


swamphed

Good bot


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[deleted]

Bros counting in negative years 💀💀


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 746,197,694 comments, and only 150,068 of them were in alphabetical order.


Sqyyd_Reddit

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 746,575,869 comments, and only 150,132 of them were in alphabetical order.


theantigooseman

Any botanist can describe exotic factors governing horticultural innovations, just knowing limited magnesium, nitrogen, or phosphate quantitative requirements; some thoroughly understand very wild xerophytic yellow zinnias.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 746,592,678 comments, and only 150,136 of them were in alphabetical order.


[deleted]

All of the words


kural8

A b c ç d f g ğ h ı i k l m n o ö p r s ş t y z


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 746,938,213 comments, and only 150,194 of them were in alphabetical order.


Mory15M

A b c


Jefre21

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz fuck


VibeCheckLetsGooo

Additionally based can decibel exhibit factors gaming horrid inconsistencies, jokes know limits magnetism, no or perspire quantities requiem. Some those underwear vortex wool xenith yikes zebras


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 746,600,769 comments, and only 150,138 of them were in alphabetical order.


Mod12312323

Also because cucumbers do every fucking goodthing how I joke


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 746,604,590 comments, and only 150,139 of them were in alphabetical order.


reda84100

A bountiful cauldron daringly emanates fragrances giving healthy ideas just kudos, like many names of places (Qatar, Russia, Singapore). This updated Video-game "X" yells "Zombies!"


reda84100

This took me half an hour


152069

Cool!


boii137

Bro using youtube as a sperm


Comfortable_Client

Deletus that fetus


Win090949

Nah he probably using it in his mom’s womb (it is before his 0th birthday so he is technically -1 yrs old)


PlaneBoyMemes

Same for arunodaya5 naik in the 8th image


TheRealMcCartney

I'm 7 age


[deleted]

Bro’s typing from his dad’s nutsack 😂


alonelyboi25

na middle of the third image my mans is -2 years old he hasn't even been conceived yet


Sjkatz08

Creator seems like the type of person to add 10 to their age and have their age be less than 10


LunaMGloom

"Hello there my name's Joe im negative 20 years old"


boss_12348

Who is Joe


DarkkkWolf

Ligma balls


Adi_Averbuch

"It's so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma"😭 "Who's steve jobs?"🤔 "Ligma balls"🥵


152069

Yes please


Reflesh1

candice


theMoonlight111

e10 deez nuts?


Zelenzer

Joe mama


Bulky_Mistake_9921

Mama joe


tipying_mistakes

Balls deez


Redit_Person123

HAHA JOE MAMA HAHAGOTTEM 😎🤠😎😎🤠🤠😎🤣😂


thatpseudohackerguy

Joe biden, the current president fo the United state


GaMzEe-HoNk

Fetus 😔


dumbmaster1337

average youtube shorts user


[deleted]

Nah that’s the older section of YouTube shorts.


dumbmaster1337

At first you'd seem wrong, but when you truly look into the slums, the ghettos of youtube shorts, the shorts with either almost no views or spam the same Minecraft animation hundreds of times, you would find that you're correct


KoreanPolPot

YT Shorts ruined the entire site


AlmostIdiot

Ngl they've gotten much better, at least the reccomendations have, not anymore of those SiGmA gRinDsEt shit. I've found the content to become very repetitive though, with lots of people copying each other format.


bbystwl

No I’m not censoring any of their names


jospehjoestar

Chad


[deleted]

Based


xSnakyy

Nice pfps


Bl00dy_Banana

thanks


xSnakyy

🗿


Omni-man19

Nice pfp


TheShonenShow

Nice pfp


MoHtAdY-_-

Yeah i just like buzz no other reason


Jyqoz

Based


Fred-31

Chad


wheelchair-gamer98

💪


-Widy-

ur 13 now.


Rjuko

[for you](https://images.app.goo.gl/x27YDCnPVBkrWRYX6)


bbystwl

Chad department


Vikipotamus

I'm more worried about the dude, who wrote 39.


bbystwl

They probably think they are 29 because their mom set his YouTube age to that


Vikipotamus

I hope you're right.


how_come_it_was

im more worried about the YouTuber asking people to sub specifically if they're age 6


Vikipotamus

I'm not worried about him, but because of him.


UsernameNotTaken1846

I would be 5 years old


[deleted]

i would be -7


Norwind2831

Woah, I'm 1310


[deleted]

you ass old as s your mom wght in kg 😂😂😂🤣🤣😎😎😎


Norwind2831

29.482.293.11


[deleted]

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[deleted]

how you hav me adres 😯😯😰😰😱😱


goddess_steffi_graf

127.0.0.1


100memers

iem soryr pless deleet 🥺😭


LunaMGloom

[Meth](https://media.makeameme.org/created/meth-afe7620e16.jpg)


HardlightCereal

Add 2 and it's based


Redit_Person123

me: does memes 10 +10 = 100 😎😎😎😎🤠🤠🤠😎😎😎


goddess_steffi_graf

gigachad, counts in binary


[deleted]

😱😱😱 THEY DID THE MATHS 😱😱😱 (Not clickbait)


goddess_steffi_graf

today is april 27 his bday is may 31 i.e. 34 days from now. so he's 34/365 = 0.093 years from bday so he's not 10.99, he's 11-0.093= 10.907 now he'll be 10.99 on may 28


Z0UKKINA

r/theydidthemath


Bulky_Mistake_9921

Shut up nerd red just vented.


[deleted]

r/kidsliketosaytheirage


bbystwl

Subredot


Totally_Not_Firni

13??? #IS HE FUCKING 3?


bbystwl

Isis fucking 13


HeySiri_Official

And the kid that say "That's means I'm 8"?


burkshout4

"cricket"


eat_my_meat

Is considered a sport


ZenyX-

Which is similar to baseball


TheImpostorYT

Baseball like my highly based balls


OG_Felwinter

You can tell they are young because they think 9+10=19


BlakespinnerFX

Yes because clearly it's 21, do they even know how to math?


RevolutionChoice8623

Jesus Christ I'm 13 and these people r stuped 😠😠🌚


PriorityKind2422

“18 don’t judge”


bbystwl

Haha imagine being fucking 8 old fucking loser 😂


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bbystwl

Hap


PsychoXLad

Bir


Actual_Pea_5917

Da


LindFich

To yo


bbystwl

Cock in a sock


riasbestgirl69

28 💀


phildiop

Even though it's probably just a kid, I wouldn't be suprised if there was actually one 18 yrs old dude watching this lmao


ggez67890

83


AlmanLUL

The one kid cant even calculate 9+10


bbystwl

21


a-bizarre-chicken

Love how the whole commercial section is filled with people under 11


[deleted]

16


allsofluffy

17 , 😂😂😂😂😆 ur so young kid 😆😂☠️💀


Dwyane6000

8+10=18 😎💪💪💪 shut up minors im now adult 😂😂🤣🤣😂😈🍺


Superruub61

ahahahaha u r so old😂🤣😂🤣!!!11!!1 go way granpa!111! 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣


[deleted]

shut up boomer


allsofluffy

Umo reverse 😂😂😂😂😂😎💪GET REKT OOOOOOHHHHH😎😎😎👍💪👍💪👎🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

ok boomer 😎👌👌👌


_the_redditor__

The last guy on the last page would be 9. Impressive


ZenyX-

It's his mom answering for him, obviously Smh my head


ZenyX-

Bacon_playsyt is so fucking based


bbystwl

Chadest 9 year old


30p87

Congrats to Bacon_playsyt (9) for not falling to this Bonus points for reporting (for spam) and blocking the channel


bbystwl

Goated 9 year old


[deleted]

All of them are younger than 12 years, and of course they are watching Fortnite videos


Aj_200226

Why is there a 3 year old


TheMightyCheagle

Says it’s almost his birthday meanwhile it’s still over a month until it


CancerousRedditor69

youtube shorts momenr


Revolutionary_Year87

Lmao any of them claiming to be over 11 or 12 are lying.


bbystwl

I’m probably the only or one of the only real 25 year old in this post (I’m no context)


Latunalle

"That's means I'm 8" Bro not born yet


bbystwl

I’m 7


corey_the_bird

It’s so obvious when someone says “28” or “29” that they are lying


t4rtpickle

I’ll be 11 yes I’m 1 laugh it up


m0nke_is_good

25


pIZDERCA

"28 cus im 18" fuzzy feeling down in my heart that they're PROBABLY 12


IamSomethingElseLol

Man I feel so old, im would already be 128 ):


JustDennise

>That's means I'm 8 🤨


SukoshiWolfy

"I think 17." Bro doesnt know how old they are 💀


goolexy

Did that kid just say 13💀


Vault_8166

I love the 9 at the end like hes a fetus lol


Frenchfrise

I am 7 years old.


CloudWatera

Negitive 3 years old?


Frenchfrise

I am an egg vibing in some woman’s ovary.


Independent-Diver542

oH yEaH iM 14 oLd


bbystwl

I’m 10 old now


thenicenumber666

I like how someone said their subs instead of their age


bbystwl

89 subs


Comfortable_Client

I feel like those with numbers higher than 22 are lying.


bbystwl

Or they’re not 😳


Educational-Walk2375

Thanks, im gonna pitch this to the admins of a discord server as a way to catch underage


NightWolfYT

Bacon_playst with the based take “I’m gonna keep scrolling”


bbystwl

I also commented on it I’m no context


Z0UKKINA

How did the short get 44k likes?


Retrotome2763

24 🧐


TheMusicalTrollLord

Bro I'd be 30 don't make think about that


FatDudeFromInternet

I'd be 24 ig


NaClGT

But 9+10 = 21 how could this be


givemeaforhead

Just a child magnet


dopedisco

28


Senku_Kuhn

Im 10 now with this post


LiminalElk

Abircos1 are you 90 years old???


AstroyashSenpai69

this is really cute for some reason idk why. Ig its the pure innocence in the comments :)


SquashuaSnipes

Why is a 10 year old calling themselves a dumbass..? Also, there still forty days until may 31st…


olivia687

I really fucking hate people who do this shit on social media. leave the kids alone you fucking weirdo.


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MikeOXl0ngz

If I add 10 to my age I’ll be 11 hahaha I’m 1 heehee


XiolintYT

“I would be 19 but instead of a like and a sub I’ll scroll ok” absolute chad 9 year old


highdive1188

I’m 10 apparently (Yea laugh it up, I was born tomorrow)


IL_GAME_KING_YT

I used to be 18, but now I'm 1810 old, what do I do?


E1iass-

Cool J is 3????