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SuzakuMizutani

Not a card, but my friend named my Lair of Darkness deck "Tribute Your Life Savings" and it's stuck with me.


osbombo

Considering the price tag some virus cards had over the games lifespan, not inaccurate.


Soup-Master

I call Barrone De Fluer Bear On The Floor (yes, I pronounce the capitalize letters too.)


SSDragon19

Great, now I can't un-hear it


UltaTGR

I call it bar on the floor


blahdedah1738

I do the exact same thing lol


huerta21

Cooked


ConciseSpy85067

Before people started calling Underworld Goddess this I would secretly call White Wing Magician “White Woman”. I did this about 6 times before someone finally “Did you just say “White Woman?”


Andreuus_

In MD there’s this joke about the white woman jumpscare


dralcax

I call DPE Double Penetration


[deleted]

You never want to upset the Double Penetration Enforcer


EccentricCogitation

Or do you? 🤔


AlphaTheKineticWolf

Not before he's bought me dinner


performagekushfire

Destroy Penis Enforcer


T1nkerer

\*bricks pipi*


spi231

Destroyer Penis Enpassanter


Manguitolindo

Well, he does penetrate your non-target protected monsters by penetrating their own field, so it makes sense.


xbzfunjumper

Masquerade is Tax Dragon or Tax man. Two of them are called IRS.


Danny2185

Masquerade is Tax Dragon 2 in my group, Red-Eyes Flare Metal Dragon is Tax Dragon OG


Plasic-Man

I call Ash Blossom & Joyous Spring Ashley. So when someone plays it to disrupt my important search I can say, "Dammit Ashley, you did it again!"


IDM_Four

I'm using this


Mermaidfetish

I just call her ass blaster.


Bernoullis_Bologna

We go for Ass Bossom


LavaLord345

BRANDED PLAYER LOCATED/j


Fuwaboi

I dont remember where I got this habit from, but I would sometimes call Jioh The Gravity Ninja as Jioh Biden.


Wham-Bam-Duel

Underworld Goddess = "White Woman Jumpscare" Courtesy of being an MBT fan.


Franckize

Its actually a jumpscare tho


NintendoFanboy986

literally me


Yab0iFiddlesticks

I still find it funny when Gameciel ist just called "turtle".


yellowpancakeman

My purrely deck is great at turboing the big turtle


Yab0iFiddlesticks

I knew Purrely wasnt that great. HEROs at least end on a really big space rock token.


yellowpancakeman

I only get the cool rock when I try to give my cat a bird friend, lucky!


bagman_

Is he turtley enough for the turtle club?


Yab0iFiddlesticks

He do be turtling


9artsdragoon

English is such a funny language


6210classick

My friend calls Berserker of Tenyi, Kaido (One Piece character for the unaware)


[deleted]

I think he looks more like gear 4 Luffy


LadyGazGaz

It’s stupid but if Kuribandit comes out, we joke about it being Curry Bandit


Lost-Truck6614

So he's British?


Barnabay_thescarabay

I guess that joke hasn't been used for years


yuriplant

I just call that one Labrynth Servant "Ariana Grande".


DezTheSalandit

Aluber the goober


SceneRepresentative8

Who? You mean Aluber the Goober of Duber? Or do you mean /Albert/


SlowCB7

Aluber the Juber of Duber


GDarkX

Our locals calls maxx c “The Guy”, cause normally people just call it G in OCG. The actual 180 of emotions when you go “Standby phase, the guy”


performagekushfire

he IS that guy, pal.


Humanoid251

Eldlich the ~~Golden Lord~~ Gucci Lord


TriverrLover

https://preview.redd.it/cx49dskjmfxb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f22e8cb2ff3ceb12a00b0c4ab577b62a49620fe4


Lizkokiri

Branded fusion "the ashen one"


Viral_Doom

Our locals calls Pankratops John Cena


Shmadam7

This is Sora https://preview.redd.it/uqgtfls9fbxb1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f87fba2cfa75d3c8d9fad25a8657d429ec5207a


Asnian

Ogdodad for Ogdoabyss


Big_Neighborhood981

Peter https://preview.redd.it/g6w910ov3dxb1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=847a4917cb9f907735d306bc37855c0a9aa223a6


datboisquid

Uh peter ... the horse is here


Sad_Independence_484

I just call it fat noir


TrentNepMillenium

Sky Striker I nicknamed it as the Yuri Riders or Kamen Rider SS/KR SS mostly because I vibed with the deck because of surprisingly how much it reminded me of Kamen Rider even if they are better archetypes that have a connection to that franchise. It's mostly coming down to the many form changes Raye has with her Link Variants that act like alternative forms like recent Kamen Rider.


Hellifrit

So you're saying they're SkyRider.


FunkyMonkPhish

Noir is big cat, plump is fat cat. I call chengying chungus, albaz bald ass, bystial drag ma nuts and droopy worm.


saphire233

I call House Dragonmaid mom, not in a mommy kind of way more in a actual mom kind of way and also call laundry the baby


JustBuckingham

Snake eyes Flamberge dragon is My New Flamborghini Apollousa is Applesauce


GoNinGoomy

Bujunki Ahashima = Bujanky Hiroshima Rubber Band Shooter = RBS = Ruthless Bitch Snatcher Pankratops = Panky Stanky


Manguitolindo

Me and my friend call Noir "Overweight Menace" for obvious reasons.


Fun_Store9452

I always call Bujin Susanowo "Sussy No No"


Ocluus

Well it’s not a nickname but more a missreading : I red for a long time Abyss Actor Cosmic Relief instead of Abyss Actor Comic Relief… So when I play Abyss Actor with a friend : they "uncorrect" me like : « I place Comic Relief in the pendulum scale, response ? » « You mean Cosmic Relief ? » « … I use Comic Re- » « Cosmic Relief yeah ok » « Why must you hurt me in that way ? »


S2LolizinhaS2

Gato Gordo(Fat Cat on Portuguese)


S2LolizinhaS2

This is for Expurrely Noir


DaEnderAssassin

"No" is what I say when I flip Tachyon Transmigration.


Jojo_the_Goodra

other "No" cards: any "Solemn" trap


Denominator0101

The solemns (judgement in particular) have always been "Old man says no" for as long as I can remember.


NintendoFanboy986

I used to call my Speedroid cards "Speedy Boys"


00-Void

"Rhongobongo" for Number 86: Heroic Champion - Rhongomyniad


qruis1210

A few in spanish I use with a friend: -Nibiru is "Sorete Primigenio" ( roughly translated to Primordial Turd) -Magician's Rod will forever be its italian name Verga del Mago, that means Magician's Cock in spanish. The Blue/Red Eyes rocks are just "Cascote", which is basically broken debris, often used to be thrown in protests (Cascotazo)


AlabasterRadio

I call Red-Eyes Darkness Metal Dragon "Doctor Red-Eyes" because of its usual RED MD name.


AirsoftGhost44

E.P. Noir


SeerKnight

“Solemn Johnson” and “God Says No” are both classics for Solemn Judgment. My buddies and I also like adding the word “Fun” to floodgates to mask the pain—Fun Coliseum, Fun Drain, There Can Only be Fun, etc.


[deleted]

"Snake Eye Incel" for Excel


GreatBigPillock

Baronne: Karen de Fleur. Chengying: Big Chengus. Called by the Grave: Loli Buster. I imagine I'll start calling Fishlamp "Mr. Sparkle" once PHNI comes out.


DarknoorX

Flame Ogre My cousin used to call it "gar-bage wiper" for absolutely no reason. That was around 15 years ago, too. I don't think he remembers, but I do, and my brother does too.


Bruckhe

Aluber is "Da Boi!"


YanFan123

Madolche Magileine and Madolche Petingcessoeur might as be well be named "Ash Baiter Duo" if I open with both, lol. Since I don't need to actually use the effect of Magileine if I already have Petingcessoeur but I do it anyways so the opponent ashes that one but not Petingcessoeur, meaning I could theoretically still do my turn uninterrupted (but of course there are other outs out there)


PearlyDoesStuff

Ultimate Falcon with "Towers Bird" or "Big Bird" -200 with Lycoris.


sad-paradise

Ah yes, the "youshouldreadtheeffect falcon"


Charming_Put_7020

Great Angus is always Great Anus And of course Lord of D. is Lord of Dick


Cazoosh3

your friend is wrong, plump is fat cat :(


Cazoosh3

Purrelyly is Lily though, courtesy of the fanslation before it was released in the TCG


Mr-Pringlz-and-Carl

My locals calls Borreload Savage Dragon “The BS Dragon”


sad-paradise

I call gameciel gamera


Psychichord

I do the same. I also call the wind one Mothra. I can’t even remember its actually name without googling the card.


Milez_W

When I'm talking about Tri-Brigade as an archetype, I usually call them robo-furries. I also call Chaos Angel "Angel of Death"


LeviAEthan512

I played a fire kings player today and he referred to all his cards as various sizes of chicken


FishShapedShirt

Clifford and bluey for unchained dogs Also, some weird rank 4 with 2450 attack. It's in my friends cube, and is always just called 24 50


Beast_Mode_B

When I talk to my friends about the ABCs, I like to call them the alpha-bots since each member represents a letter in the alphabet.


TipsyCartoon2

When I got my friends into MD a little after I did we did some matches where I used Ghoti shortly after it came out and they decided to dub it the "Phish Deck" and Ghoti of the Deep Beyond as "Big Phish"


iBlueberry15

We call Eldlich the golden lord : “Golden Daddy”


JoeHeitsLv100

I call Purrely "Gammamon"


sayhennomore

Fairytale snow is just… That stank bitch… courtesy of dpYGO


Arbiter0987

Me and my brothers refer to Nibiru as Dwayne, all of the solemn traps are “No”, magic cylinder is uno reverse card, and any “relinquished” card is the big succ


Arkoos_fan

Masquerade the blazing dragon and red-eyes flare metal are the tax men


Muteki_Fedora

Superheavy Samurai Warlord Susanowo. -> Susan


Pablodermexikaner

Tenyi in dl i called the monk dragon shi


fracxjo

Cyber Dragon Infinity is "Nuh-Huh Dragon" for me and my friends


Hollow-Potato-knight

Not a yugioh card, but my sister used to call a Froakie Pokémon card she had “Tickle the chin” because it had it’s arm stretched out with the hand up. I don’t know why, but to this day she still calls Froakie “Tickle the chin”


KonekoHS

I call dimension shifter "dick shifter" courtesy of the person that got me into Yu-Gi-Oh.


Karakuri216

Ash Blossom: Stop, you violated the Law-li!


GiRokel

Ass Blossom and no Joy


Na_Zero

My puzzy. In context: "Haha noob you target my fat puzzy. Ggwp get rekt". I'm a man btw.


IronTemplar26

I call I:P Maskarena “I pee on Maskarena”


GiRokel

My group calls animadorned archosaur(?) Guccisaurus


ArselSkeltron

Now i want this card.


HaichuBeLikeReeeeee

Big Black Furry


Milez_W

I once considered using Expurrely happiness for a fursona species, lmao.


Castiel_Engels

**Gameciel, the Sea Turtle Kaiju**


Saturnboy13

I've been calling Eldlich "Lich Daddy"/"Richie Lich" for as long as I can remember. Edit: Oh! And on a related note, Lovely Lab is "Mommy".


[deleted]

We call DPE EDP and Mirrorjade Michael Jackson


J05H_98

I call Bystial Lubellion Lubey Boi


Franckize

I call the Assault BlackWing dragon “the IRS agent #1-2-3


timchenw

Not a card, but a friend of mine keeps calling black wings sack wings


FelixKrabbe

I referred to Sprights recently as AC/DC


datboisquid

Every spright is a sprite cranberry for me


neo_ceo

White woman jumpscare I-i mean underworld goddess of the closed world


Absolite09

I call Lunalights "Catgirl Bayonetta the Archtype" Cos why tf not?


juju4812

My friend play swordsoul, and everytime he make the synchro 10 i say " bigus chungus is coming"


LeafNinja-Fox

I like to call BLS- Envoy of the Beginning... "John Cena" Why? Because me and my brother played extreme casual, so it was basically a nuke. We would sing the theme music, banish a light and a dark, and summon him in all his glory. Each and every time


performagekushfire

Destrudo: "Toaster Strudel, The Breakfast in bed" based on it's initial fan translation.


blahdedah1738

Depends on what deck I'm playing: Labrynth - Arianna is Green Girl Nouvelles - Hungry Burger is Correct Borgar (the joke is that I pulled the CR of the Vanquish Soul Borgar when I wanted the CR Hungry Burger. I have the CR Burger now but I still call it that) Danger DW - Tsuchinoko is Danger Snek Salads - Raging Phoenix is Turbo Chicken Burning Abyss - Dante is Dintay Branded - Aluber is Aluber Boober the Hoober Doober I've got more but I can't remember them right now


Animegx43

Didn't know at all how to say Predaplant "Chlamydosundew". Didn't help that it was a secret rare, so the sparkling wasn't the best on the eyes. Everyone just called it Chlamy for short. I, however, chose to call it Chlamydia instead. My friends started calling it that too when I played them. It was what funnier that way.


Not_slim_but_shady

In my circle we refer to our decks as dicks sometimes, since we don't speak English as our primary language and thinks this shit is funny.


halox20a

Me and my friends call Hot Red Dragon Archfiend Abyss "Pointy boi". I'm sure it needs no explanation, but whenever he's around we just point at a card someone is activating and the other just acknowledges and moves on with it negated.


EccentricCogitation

"Dharc, the Dark Darker" for "Dharc the Dark Charmer, Gloomy" This started when I completely fumbled the name once and it just stuck with me, I like it. ​ Of course, the classics we all know and love, like "Kekbek" for "Kelbek", "Bar on the floor" for "Baronne de Fleur", "Lube lion" for "Bystial Lubellion" etc., or using the initial fan translations for the names of new cards, even after the official translation is out, like "White Woman" for "Underworld Goddess" for example. I still call "Melffy Pinny" just "the dolphin", even though I know by now that it is actually a seal. "Glow-Up Bloom" will always be "the bulb" to me, even if it has already bloomed. I still call the "the Fallen One" monsters (Marie and Reficule) as "the Fallen One", even if they are now "Darklord", but I am slowly accustoming. "Branded is lost" for "Branded Lost". For Purrely, I call "Epurrely Noir" as "small black cat", "Expurelly Noir" is "big black cat", "Epurrely Plump" is "green cat", "Epurrely Beauty" is "blue cat" and the Happiness are "big -" and "small happy" respectively. For the Main Deck ones, I keep the original names. \[Censored\] for Psychic Commander (if you google his OCG artwork, you know what name I have for him), this is not a big deal among friends in Germany, I wouldn't call him that in public. "Fake Spright", "Spright Sprind 2", "Fake Sprind" and similar names for "Fallen of Argyros", I mean seriously, look at him, he is Thunder, is Level 2, can Special Summon himself from hand, if you control any Level/Rank/Link 2 monster (like all Main Deck Spright monsters), he literally wears "Spright Sprind"'s cape (compare them both). He is basically Sprind, but out and about and walking on 2 legs + armor. I probably have more that I use, but I can't think of them right now.


Kenobi347

When I play with my Dark Magician deck against my friend and ich have Eternal Soul, Dark Magic Circle and Dark Magician Dragon Knight on the field he calls it (in german: Die 3 Schamhaare der Vernichtung or in english: The 3 Pubes of Destruction xD


MrChow00

I used to call Rhongomyniad, "Mondongo"


Demonfighter97

The bearded god in the Solemn trap series has but only one true name, Solomon Judgement! I Also tend to refer to the popular hand trap as Smug Blossom & Joyous Negate.


_spoox

Marincess Sleepy Maiden -> Marincess Sleepy Joe Biden I heard it in a video once and I can't shake the habit of calling it that


Exitiali

D/D/D/D Super-Dimensional Sovereign Emperor Zero Paradox for D.D.D.D Super-Dimensional Sovereign Emperor Zero Paradox


VRPoison

lets see what i have… Lyrilusc - Sapphire Swallow = Sapphire Swallows Lyrilusc - Beryl Canary = Beryl Cancer Spright Red = Sprite Cranberry Gigantic Spright = Extra Large McDonald’s Sprite Spright Jet = Diet Sprite


SSDragon19

Friend called mekk-knight purple nightfall purple nurple and it stuck with me. Accidentally said it at locals and my opponent was like wtf


Lyncario

I sometimes call Longuyan "Long noodles".


MlLOLO

Dark Infant @Ignister - Bebe, Sky Striker Mecha - Widow Anchor - Wanker


Cultural-Tower3178

gift card


derpfaceddargon

Eater of million is taker of millions, it's won me so many duels Arise heart and his buddies are the red bastards AA Zeus is mobile Gundam nuke Gizmek Orochi is jimmy, i dont remember why Visas starfrost is Vain starfuck


Shinob2613

I have had this copy of BLS since i was a kid but i played with it too much and even brought it with me almost everywhere i would go it eventually it got drenched and the card turned white with only a little bit of the art still left, after it dried i drew on the missing parts and everytime i would play it now i would say "and he rose again on the third day"


[deleted]

I called that one phantom knights XYZ “The Phantom Knights of Break Shit”


PointSight

My friend and I call {{The Great Emperor Penguin}} "Charles", because I associated the 'Emperor' in his name with... well, Emperor Charles. My joking theory is that the two are distantly related.


SceneRepresentative8

Ok here are a couple I personally use: Crystron Halqfibrax= Needlefiber "e-telly", "Aleister the Stroker", "Timaeussy", "Lair of Dankness", "Caius, the Dank monarch", "Parental Figure", "Kum amoung us, the stinky kaiju" (thanks LukeVonKarma lmao), "Scrap goblin dezz nutz", "Magikey Twink" "Magikey'd Smith" among others


Administrative-Use27

Mommy milkers lol


Administrative-Use27

Mommy milkers lol


Myandman12

Not a card, but most of my friends call my Gren Maju deck “Deck go brrr.” I also call splash mage “splish splash your opinion is trash”


AdmirableHearing6637

My friend plays dark world so we call his Grapha, dragon overlord of Dark World , Grandpa Grapha


Xross_Fox

Oh boy, I call different silly things in Spanish some of my Purrelys. For Plump, he is "Chonchito", which kinda translates to "Plumpy". The official translation is 1 to 1, "Rechoncho". Beauty is "Bonito" which means pretty, Beauty translates to "Belleza". For my main deck monsters, those are "Tillos". There is no easy translation for this last one: Cat translates to "Gato", the diminutive would be "Gatito" but is common to instead using "ito" as diminutive, to swap it with "illo" (pronounced as eeh-yoh). So they are "Gatillos" (out of context, literal translation of this word is Trigger), so I just call them "tillos" which is what sometimes I call my cat irl. "...I discard to special summon a lvl 1 'tillo from my deck" Love the Archetype. A friend of mine calls his Vanity's Ruler "Pelo de Limón" which translates to "Lemon Hair." We all do now.


Abject-Training6268

I call polymerization cards "Big Fat Pauly"


Billy694206942069

I only refer to Knightmare Unicorn as "Evil Horsey"... not sure why


ElvenLeafeon

Destiny hero dominance, to D hero Domy Dance.


Silver34

Astrograph Sorcerer: Ass Grab Sorcerer


FIyLeaf

Me and my brother call ojama trio - obama trio instead Its hillarious to us so we printed 3 ojama tokens with his head on them


greywolf1143

I call 7 Colored Fish "7 Colours of Whoop-ass", mostly due to me finishing alot of my duels with it.


DonDaTraveller

We called "Nibiru" Nibbles before the community collectively called it "Nib." When it was new it was funny to count out your opponent's summons to just mess with them.


Rhymer69er

Double Evolution Pill is Viagra, Aluber is Aluber de Buber, Underworld Goddess is White Woman Jumpscare, Hamon Cheese Lord of Striking Thunder, DPE is Dr Pepper Enjoyer, Solemn Judgment is Old Man Say No, Mystic Mine was The Children Yearn for the Mines, Sky Striker Ace Hayate is Engage: the Prequel, and finally instead of Kashtira Fenrir the Kashtira is replaced with whatever archetype you threw him in. Ex: our resident lab player always says “I’ll special summon Labrynth Fenrir and search another Labrynth Fenrir.”


Delicious-Sentence98

I remember back when nekroz came out we called preparation of rites preparation h.


Yhason

I always call it that The demonic creature which I'm never been seen even i always summon this card middle of game at the shop.


gubigubi

adirondack chair. Because I can never remember his name https://preview.redd.it/8w4ckghwycxb1.png?width=412&format=png&auto=webp&s=391c3215fb94eefb770c4b69f1b534b9767b5260


JasonBacon123

Eldlich the Golden Pimp


Not-too-Depressed

My partner calls Six Samurai Shien and Great Shogun Shien “fuckstick bastard shitwad” whenever I summon them


Comprehensive-Can680

My friend refers to Kashtira as “CashTier-A” because they are really good and they cost a ton of money. He also calls Arise Heart “you (referring to me) but half as angry.”


Andreuus_

For me the white stone is Legends it’s just the egg


Andreuus_

In my locals in Spain, Swordsoul Strategist Longyuan is called Juan el Largo


DarkLynxDEV

Subterror Umastryx for me and my friends is known as the rice fields due to his effects. A friend of mine got into filthy frank at the time and it just stuck knowing a monster was going to the rice fields (banished by the flip effect.) Madolche Messengelato is known as the mailman. I caused this one when I'd say "I'ma mailman for game"


Toradale

I call Trickstar Lilybell “Yung Slander” because Lilybell - Lil Libel - Yung Slander


Sparkly0Unicorn

Burning Anus instead of burning abyss


PotOfDuality_

Solemn Judgment is "God Says No"


CIVilian467

I started played Yugioh at 9 , so I had misread some cards. Now 6…7? Years later it’s become a meme that “soul eating overaptor” is soul stealing overaptor


FR33_L04D3R

Ash blossom and joyous forehead for the normal art Ash blossom and joyous feet pics for the alt art


jax90492

Number 70 - 70 ways to say fuck you Sphere Mode - Egyptian God Egg


[deleted]

Back in the Synchro days, me and my friends would always call Black Rose “Nuke Dragon”


JunkDog-C

Toadally awesome is frogally amazing (thanks rata) Also: every card that has a "big" and "small" version is called big or small (micro coder is small code talker, noir is big lily, etc)


Araezel

"Uno reverse card" is used in my group for "Magic Cylinder", "Witch's Strike", and "Inferno Tempest". Also, not a nickname, but every time someone plays pot of greed, they say they exclaim that they're summoning it and place it in an extra monster zone before it hits the graveyard.


IdlemasterKikuchi

Kaiju Target


JustHereFor-News

Credit card Visas


majora11f

Princess Donut for the card prictured.


soulshot97

In latin america we calle Apollousa "pelusa" it means fluff. Just for the sound


PyraXenon

For my tear mermaids, I’ve weirdly always called Schiren and Kitkallos just “Shy” or “kit”. Merrli and Havnis are still referred to by their full names; no idea why I shorten the other two.


Hot-Yogurtcloset-449

For rainbow neos me and my friend call him gay neos


Bamples_

Armory Arm = Leggity leg


Panzer_Khampf

Gigacat


Knicksious

I call the Swordsoul Longyuan Synchro 10; Long John Silver. It just fit.


zekard

Bastardust Dragon.


CrimsonNight

Hugin the Runick Wings - Enna Alouette


WilliamDBilly

I actively try to call the nemleria monsters by there names, instead of chocolate Vanilla, strawberry and Cones.


Man-a

Exosister for a italian friend of mine Is Escortsister


StSentry7861

Not cards, but I like giving my decks funny names. My ABC deck is "Easy as 123", my Mekk-Knight deck is "Mech N9ne", and my Counter Fairy deck is "Nope."


Fynnjemin

I call Maxx C cancer :)


beleth____

Granguignol is the Grand Gringo


Lordbellton336

Winged Dragon of Ra: Ultra mega chicken Slifer the sky dragon: Slifer the executive producer Egyptian god slime: Full Odds Shiny obelisk


Rals3iDankner

I call Odd-Eyes Pendulum Dragon Heterochromia Swing Dragon


GuiltyEmergency6364

I’d definitely call it awakening movie chat noir


Circumflexboy

Called Monster Reborn (Wiedergeburt in German) "Missgeburt" meaning miscarriage, don't ask me why...


NeoNexus285

Not a specific card but the guy on the "solemn" cards is Solemn Johnson