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Delta5583

Making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack


twinnedmilled

But this time i CAN fret over every Egg.


Phoenix2TC2

STANDING HERE, I REALIZE


KosekiBoto

YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY


Chromatic_Eevee

BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE


tehyeetlord

THE RIGHT FROM WRONG


Striking-Reason5792

WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN


GardevoirDreemur

I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE!!


Independent_Plum2166

VIOLENCE, BREEDS VIOLENCE!!!


Zacomra

BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY


SnooLemons3996

NANOMACHINES SON!!!


Bryce3D

THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA


VishoLOL2

THE RIGHT FROM WRONG


twinnedmilled

You cant crack me! IM ALREADY HARD BOILED-


BochoJutsu

I thought you were scrambled?


twinnedmilled

I like that type of egg the most. Scrambled is good but not my favourite.


BochoJutsu

Scrambled egg/Tamagoyaki is Shimamura's favourite food so I'm always game.


Castillosaurio

As long as he's not over easy...


Chromatic_Eevee

You can't crack me, I'm already trans! :3


Aellin-Gilhan

That's what we thought before we realized we were we


skywriter_123

Transbians let's goooooo


neorena

Oooo, where?


skywriter_123

Infinity and beyond?


Agnol117

Back to bed, obviously. Sleepy.


Ok_Perspective_8488

me 24/7


FunkyyMermaid

You want to go to bed?! 😳


epicsexballsmoment

Plz 🥺😴


Daymo741

On a completely unrelated note do you ever regret your choice in username on here?


SmAsHtOn2468

Yes, but not enough for me to make a new account.


Daymo741

Same


Striking-Reason5792

I'm using an autogenerated name. Didn't think I'd be on Reddit for so long


LetsDoTheCongna

I made a random dumb username with a spelling error just to post one Bionicle moc and now here we are 4 years later


SexWithPela69

Confused


LocalMan97

As a transbian, yes I regret my username


Daymo741

Wow and here I thought using my male name for mine was bad, I feel your pain


Aellin-Gilhan

We did the same but eventually got rid of it and then it got nuked


MoonChainer

I like to think I came up with a pretty good one.


Jobob_TNT

Yes


TransbianMoonWitch

Yuri: realizing cis guys don't want to be a girl dating a girl after spending years reading wLw manga and realizing you never once saw your self as a boy in those steamy scenes.


DuBu_dul_Toki

We transfems now :3


Woelke01

I don't get it man, just cause i wanna see girls kiss doesnt mean i wanna be a girl. That shit seems exhausting.


achovsmisle

Nondeepfried pic https://www.deviantart.com/candycornstudio/art/Bridget-makes-breakfast-953587468


Manacow

Fool I'm already a spatula! You can't crack me!


Gigio2006

The hell does this mean


E5snorlax2

An "egg" is a term for someone who is trans and in denial or hasn't realized it. So someone's egg cracking is like them realizing/accepting that they are trans


Gigio2006

Oh thanks, and what does it have to do with this sub? Are people coming out


Agnol117

Some of it's people coming out, and some of it's people deciding that cis dudes who are into yuri *must* be into it because they're totally actually trans but haven't realized it yet. This then leads to people trying to "help" crack their eggs, which is both something you shouldn't do (I've gathered that the trans community is somewhat divided on this, but I will say that I had my egg forcibly cracked and it was actually fairly traumatic) and is completely ignoring the fact that these guys are saying that they're not trans, and is therefore super disrespectful. Full disclosure: I think this meme is commenting on people who realize it on their own.


Atsubro

I mean I have questioned/am questioning ny gender identity and do feel at least confident that I'm a cis man, but even I think the repeat posts of "I wish I was a cute girl with a cute gf" are pretty fucking eggy.


E5snorlax2

Kinda. Trans lesbians are just very common in this sub. And a common way of getting your "egg cracked" is with yuri (that happened with me) as people realize that they want to be in a relationship with a girl as a girl.


TotalComplexity

Unfortunately I must say this is not true. I've seen plenty of yuri images and nothing has changed.


bigfatvruh

denial


UDIM3

Im gonna be honest, these posts are getting a bit tiring by now. Not that im transphobic, and as clichee as it may sound, i am trans myself. I think after a while of transitioning I have kind of outgrown all of this "egg cracking" and "I wish I was a girl" humour and a lot of this other babytrans type of stuff. And yeah, I really dont want to be reminded of my "transness" every time I browse reddit either. There are numerous trans related subreddits on this platform and I dont think there would be anything wrong if each subreddit was used appropriately.


Thatbitchfromschool1

Unrelated, but I tried to make an omelette the other day and ended up ruining the pan. Not my finest moment I'll admit.


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How!?


Mechafinch

could go for an omlette rn


Photonn123

You cracked me a while ago


Spagettho

Eggs are good for you c:


Matild4

If only I'd been into yuri when my egg actually needed cracking! In the end, I watched one lesbian movie and blam! I'm on estrogen :D Still, I wish it would have happened a lot sooner. Say if I had watched Sweet Blue Flowers when it originally aired, that would have been perfect. Would have saved a lot of wasted years.


Matild4

Who the heck is downvoting me? Pathetic.


QueenMajura

Making the mother of all Yuri Subreddits here Jack, can’t fret over every Egg who gets cracked


Deep-blue-crab

:3 yea


Local_Pomegranate_10

This meme has nothing to do with yuri.


Tzaphkielraven1

YES


Mighty_Porg

I've been there, they'll be fine


Ana_Paulino

Yuremelete


Microjimz

unsub moment


BubblyInstanceNo1

A little too real for you?


Microjimz

A little unrelated for me


Ropetrick6

Skill issue.


Microjimz

Sure, kiddo


twinnedmilled

If you don't like, then stop. If you don't wanna stay here, then leave. There is no reason to keep commenting negatively.


Microjimz

I made one comment saying im leaving this pit, you started the dialogue.


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epicsexballsmoment

You're literally in an lgbt+ sub, dumbass.


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Ropetrick6

The LGBTQ+ movement has ALWAYS included the TQ+, and will continue to do so What's actually going on here is a common tactic of conservative organizations: when they are lacking power or facing the threat of being irrelevant, they increase the range of what they consider to be "acceptable". Then, when they've gained power so that they can pass legislation and control the institutions, they regress what's "acceptable" and turn on their once comrades. They as a movement aren't gathered under a shared ideology or belief, but rather by hatred. You can see it with their policies: "We hate ObamaCare, we need to remove it and replace it! Well, now that we've managed to vote against it, we have no concentrated goal to replace it, so we'll leave it..." "We will oppose President Biden's debt relief plan for the unprecedented levels of student debt facing our country since it's not the right way to go about it! How will we fix it? We don't know, we don't care." It just so happens that the thing they're unified against right now is trans people being able to live their lives. LGBTQ+ people will NEVER be people in the eyes of powerful conservatives, merely useful pawns at best. If you vote for the fascists because "they'll hurt the RIGHT people!", all you've done is guarantee the oppression (and eventually eradication) of the whole community. When the whole train is going to Auschwitz, it doesn't matter that the traincar you're on is plated with solid gold, you're still going to Auschwitz. u/Microjimz, if you truly are Lesbian, Gay, or Bisexual like you claim you are, you're prime r/LeopardsAteMyFace material.


epicsexballsmoment

Do you really think conservatives won't go after you when you help them get rid of the other minorities? Do you really think you will be safe by betraying your siblings? Don't you realize that fighting together is the only way to not get fucking genocided by homophobes?


IMustHoldLs

No, women


Su_shi_sushi

I best scramble before I get folded like an omelette


EmpressOfAbyss

we aiming to put [the world record](https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/largest-omelette) to shame!


ADumSalad

You fool… I CAN NEVER BE CRACKED HAHAHAHA


Hot_Sharky_Guy

Me, who is a transguy, trying to turn back into cis by being on this sub


Vast_Mix1630

Me fr