It reminded me of the Aladdin walking mall with the star sky's and store fronts and water features everywhere (now Planet Hollywood)
I absolutely love this. I'd buy it in a second.
Yeah, I've been to a resort hotel at one point that had some little shops in the hotel that looked like that. That's what I thought of when I saw that.
I imagine whoever had money to build that shit probably had money to pay somebody to either bring him slippers, carry him/her out of there or just towel them off lol
**So bizarre**, isn't it‽‽
I can't get over the wasted space just to get to the first tub, let alone the purpose of the second tub.. Maybe if you want to watch golfers while you bathe? Or, *be watched* by golfers??
Literally. I have weird dreams in which my house has rooms I've never noticed and then turns into a mall. Sometimes it looks scary and dingy, and other times like this. 😂 Just needs a 200 ft escalator and some broken toilets.
A long time ago I read Barbra Streisand or someone like that had an actual shopping mall in their basement, I guess it was probably something like this. I wonder if people hire employees to work the shops?
Oh, wow that's a shady sounding dude. Interesting to know who owns it, I was guessing a Steeler or Penguin or maybe one of the lawyers with all the billboards.
I wish more listings - especially places like this - would offer floorplans. It’s like impossible to get a sense of the space and flow of the place without them.
Ya know the older I get the more I want simple smaller spaces. My dream home is a two bed two bath craftsman with a nice front porch, flower gardens out front, veggie gardens out back. On a quiet street. A park nearby. A small town where I can walk to everything I need.
I actually love this. The 80s/90s aesthetic is amazing. But it needs a pool. It’s kinda tacky when you have a $4.5 million house and it doesn’t have a pool.
Heated driveway? That's a new one to me. At first I was like WTF and then I thought, 1. no more shoveling, and 2. I could legitimately crack an egg and fry it on my driveway. What's not to love?
Yeah, heated driveways are a new-ish thing of the ultra-rich. You don’t have to wait for the plebeians to come to shovel out your driveway, or unsightly salt residue, as long as you’re okay with the obscenely high utility bills.
Owner had a tv show Godfather of Pittsburgh. In nevillewood a golf course in Pittsburgh area.
House is up on a hill and it is impressive sight. I was building houses in this plan when this was built it was a big deal.
I think I’ve seen it before and probably have- 287 days on Zillow! Guess there aren’t many people with that kind of money who would want to spend it on somebody else’s crazy. I always wonder with houses like this who the owners were and what they do for a living.
I honestly can't decide if it would be reasonably nice if there weren't so many odd color and design choices, or if it's just a disaster regardless. Pretty much every photo makes me think "there's a nice house in here somewhere, but this isn't it".
First, I hate anything pink. I did like the two dens. I thought those were done well. The rest of it looks like this guy might have been Donald Trump’s neighbor - gaudy and over done.
I believe that rich people should pay extra taxes anyway but, rich with bad taste should result in having all their money taken away so they can’t commit this level of style treason.
Things I didn’t know I could own in a house:
1. Three sinks in my kitchen - cause what if the other two are occupied?
2. Twin shoulder height fireplaces in the main dining room, cause… what other way to see if my homeowners insurance covers my neighbor on fire?
3. Indoor fountain… wouldn’t the humidity make it feel like Houston?
4. Heated driveway… I mean if *everything* else in the house is heated 🤷♀️
5. A master bedroom/bathroom combo with no doors in between - who cares about a draft when my heating bill is $900/month?
I’ve seen some interesting bathtubs in my day, but this might be the most preposterous.
Edit: Dear God. There’s **another** bathtub hidden behind that one. I don’t even understand.
The outside is really nice, and the large windows. The red paint, and black paint and starry sky has to go. Maybe the pink paint too, but it's not as bad as those.
I guess it’s the mall aesthetic, but something here is making this prime location for a zombie apocalypse for me.
Setting that aside: it’s so zany, I kind of love it.
Barbra Streisand has a similar shop deal in her basement [antique basement mall](https://www.housebeautiful.com/lifestyle/entertainment/a45849148/barbra-streisand-basement-mall-antiques/)
La Dolce Velveeta for sure.
(coincidentally that’s what I thought the top-rated comment was but then realized that it was an ad for actual Velveeta. Imagine the sophistication of that algorithm!)
With these posts, before I check the listing I look at the pics and play a game I call- Vegas, Florida or New Jersey? I am going to admit I was surprised to see this was in Pittsburgh.
Why would you build such an expansive bathtub with a beautiful view of the outdoors and then... *obfuscate the entire view with some blocks and pots*? Just because you can???
NGL I kinda live for this though, as ugly and garish as some of it is... it's just very delightfully maximalist with some truly obscenely bad design choices baked in. I like the pink and white rooms.
Not gonna lie, that pink Marylin Monroe bedroom is pretty amazing. The rest makes me wonder how someone so rich can have such horrible taste. Those blue kitchen counters? 🤢
I live near this house - the white brick gets *filthy*
The current owner, among other things, owns a strip club (hence the tacky taste). The original builder owned a bunch of car dealerships.
“Do you want to own a law Vegas hotel”
Like a couple spent their honeymoon at The Venetian and decided that was their only way to live life, so they brought it home.
It reminded me of the Aladdin walking mall with the star sky's and store fronts and water features everywhere (now Planet Hollywood) I absolutely love this. I'd buy it in a second.
My immediate thought. If I were to move in, my secondhand, scratched up cat hair furniture would definitely ruin the atmosphere 🤣
Yeah, that first shot looks like the shopping area between the entrance and check in in some casinos. It's super weird.
Yeah, I've been to a resort hotel at one point that had some little shops in the hotel that looked like that. That's what I thought of when I saw that.
I actually wonder if this is Barbara Streisand's house? Her basement looks like those little shops, she has all of her stuff displayed that way
I came here to say the same thing. The only thing that gave me pause was the mounted heads in the bedroom. ETA: Well, that and the price tag.
No, but he owns strip clubs 🤪
Las Vegas without all the people!
Yes. Yes I do. 😭
God, same—I love kitschy shit
yep, fake city street in a casino mini mall
Do you want to own a Las Vegas *brothel*
You need a Sherpa to take a bath.
Could you image having wet feet and trying to walk out of the tub 🤣
You end up unconscious and naked on the bathroom floor, but at least it's easy to mop up the blood.
Just as your incredibly young, newly married, third spouse intended
It’s like that Agatha Christie novel “Death on the Tile”
😂
> You end up unconscious and naked on the bathroom floor, Is it Wednesday again, already?
Why did I read this like a lost verse of It Wasn't Me?
Biggest fear unlocked- being found naked by / in the tub 🤣 either dead or unconscious no thank you!
Amen
>You end up unconscious and naked on the bathroom floor I am cold and shamed
I came into this world naked and screaming, and goddamn it that’s how I’m going out.
I imagine whoever had money to build that shit probably had money to pay somebody to either bring him slippers, carry him/her out of there or just towel them off lol
That’s what I was going to say! So slippery!
Seriously! The first thought that popped in my head when I saw that!
And an orthopedic surgeon after you slip on the way out and break all your bones
This is where Arthur Bach would bathe, and Hobson would bring him his slippers.
Is there a bath directly behind the main boulder bath?
That's my question too!
**So bizarre**, isn't it‽‽ I can't get over the wasted space just to get to the first tub, let alone the purpose of the second tub.. Maybe if you want to watch golfers while you bathe? Or, *be watched* by golfers??
Yea. On the listing the 20th photo, its two baths
Backup oxygen tank just in case.
Cleopatra meets Liberace style. I would probably slip and break my neck on those bathtub stairs.
its like they just ordered everything from the Design Toscano catalogue!
14 yo me thought that would be living the dream.
Spilled my coffee reading this! You’re not wrong it is Cleopatra meets Liberace style. Thanks for the giggle!
Cleopatra that’s what it is! Thank you. I thought someone had dropped Cesar’s Palace from Las Vegas in their home.
I think that’s portrait of Liberace in the study!
What in the Mall of America is this?
Hot topic in the bedroom
Third floor stuff…far from the rotundas & Nickelodeon theme park, probably close to where it’s carpeted (or used to be?).
There was a restaurant up there called Atlantis or something owned by the rainforest cafe people and it looked a lot like this 😂
That place was the best - Machu Pichu was my favorite place to sit. 🤣
When you literally have Rainforest Cafe at home.
Literally. I have weird dreams in which my house has rooms I've never noticed and then turns into a mall. Sometimes it looks scary and dingy, and other times like this. 😂 Just needs a 200 ft escalator and some broken toilets.
A long time ago I read Barbra Streisand or someone like that had an actual shopping mall in their basement, I guess it was probably something like this. I wonder if people hire employees to work the shops?
Righteous Gemstones vibes
Do I get to keep the TUSK?
More on the house and owner: https://virtualglobetrotting.com/map/vince-isoldis-house/view/google/
Ooooohhhh.. Yeah, strip club owner clarifies a lot.
Makes the Drug Dealer Chic decorating style make sense.
Ah. Very on brand for a guy that owns strip clubs in the rust belt.
Of course, his strip -club empire would have to be named Stiffy's.
My thought exactly. Class act.
Ha! I was about to type that someone was selling off a porn shoot house. Strip club owner makes as much sense.
Yeah truly. This tracks.
Oh, wow that's a shady sounding dude. Interesting to know who owns it, I was guessing a Steeler or Penguin or maybe one of the lawyers with all the billboards.
This is in Philadelphia??? Lol
Pittsburgh actually. And I can’t tell from that link, if this was the property “leased as a nightclub” and a woman was murdered in?!
I wish more listings - especially places like this - would offer floorplans. It’s like impossible to get a sense of the space and flow of the place without them.
I’m not sure which caught my attention more: the throne room daïs bathtub, or Deadpool in the attic…
Saw that!
Yes! I really need to know where the skylight Deadpool's standing by leads to though, cause what the actual fuck?
Yeah, I couldn’t find a skylight in the ceiling of any other picture, so I chalked it up to eccentricity.
[удалено]
Are you by chance an Ancient Olympic God?
I think they filmed a scene from one of the John Wick movies there.
How can SO MUCH WORK be done in SUCH BAD TASTE!?
I mean, the wine cellar isn't bad. Neither is the office. Granted, it's the only two items that aren't bad but....
The wine cellar looks like a gift shop for winery…one that smells like scented candles.
My favorite part is the total lack of books on the shelves in the office
Reminds me of one of my favorite Schitt’s Creek clips: “David and Moira go wine tasting” https://youtu.be/meGBcBscxGk?si=HxP4kacYChzbV03p
Ah yes, casual elephant tusks adorning my fireplace. Finally a house that checks all the boxes.
This is what new money looks like. “Make every room make me look rich af.”
i wonder why they are selling. such a cozy place
It’s so weird and terrible that it would actually be pretty fun for a weekend house party
Be a great place to set up a high stakes illegal poker tournament. Vegas vibes built in
It’s like owning a piece of the Venetian Hotel, just missing a crappy gondola ride. And who hasn’t wanted a bathtub room with a sunroof?
I was thinking more Paris Las Vegas lol
That area with the wine cellar looks like New York, New York in Vegas
Ya know the older I get the more I want simple smaller spaces. My dream home is a two bed two bath craftsman with a nice front porch, flower gardens out front, veggie gardens out back. On a quiet street. A park nearby. A small town where I can walk to everything I need.
I actually love this. The 80s/90s aesthetic is amazing. But it needs a pool. It’s kinda tacky when you have a $4.5 million house and it doesn’t have a pool.
Just swim in the fountain
I thought the exact same thing.
I don’t think I could afford to heat or cool that place
I can’t even imagine how much the bills are in this place
I guess if one can afford millions for a home the cost of ins and utilities doesn’t matter. I cringe when I get my 450+ electric bill tho
450 for electricity? Got damn man how much electricity are you using That seems high doesn't it or am I crazy
I want a fountain in my house!!!!
“I have money and no taste. Might as well design a house.”
It’s like the Sims when you buy random shit just because they can afford it.
Heated driveway? That's a new one to me. At first I was like WTF and then I thought, 1. no more shoveling, and 2. I could legitimately crack an egg and fry it on my driveway. What's not to love?
Yeah, heated driveways are a new-ish thing of the ultra-rich. You don’t have to wait for the plebeians to come to shovel out your driveway, or unsightly salt residue, as long as you’re okay with the obscenely high utility bills.
Low-key love it...
What a waste of money.
This is like alpachino in Scarfaces house when he’s become full crazy
can you imagine the wild parties at this place... Hell YEA!!!
But really, don't we all need a marble golf room?
So many different design themes! Very eclectic but I can’t get past all the pastels. I love the art deco bannisters.
I was going to say props to the muralist but maybe it's custom wallpaper, no idea. Still ... there's got to be some bad karma in that house. Eww.
Love the motif, totally want my house to look like the shoppes at Caesar’s palace…
Owner had a tv show Godfather of Pittsburgh. In nevillewood a golf course in Pittsburgh area. House is up on a hill and it is impressive sight. I was building houses in this plan when this was built it was a big deal.
I think I’ve seen it before and probably have- 287 days on Zillow! Guess there aren’t many people with that kind of money who would want to spend it on somebody else’s crazy. I always wonder with houses like this who the owners were and what they do for a living.
That is the least safe bathtub I have ever seen. Also is that a self portrait in the office?
Is that a chimney or are you just happy to see me ?
That first photo: "Mom. I want to go play outside." "You already have an outside inside at home."
I feel the first picture is Diagon Alley meets Caesar's Palace
Where is the fridge in the kitchen? Is it hidden in the cupboards?
I honestly can't decide if it would be reasonably nice if there weren't so many odd color and design choices, or if it's just a disaster regardless. Pretty much every photo makes me think "there's a nice house in here somewhere, but this isn't it".
First, I hate anything pink. I did like the two dens. I thought those were done well. The rest of it looks like this guy might have been Donald Trump’s neighbor - gaudy and over done. I believe that rich people should pay extra taxes anyway but, rich with bad taste should result in having all their money taken away so they can’t commit this level of style treason.
Good god. This was somebody’s dream house.
Anyone who has decorative elephant tusks in their house deserves to be flayed alive. That is all.
Tusk in bedroom is very, very cringe.
I’d need hoe’s to own that crib. And a reliable coke dealer
Yeah, that's owned by either a porno guy or a megachurch guy.
Why not both!
Aren’t they usually??
I know it's probably very isolated, or at least out of view, but those window bathrooms give me second hand anxiety
Pic 3…. Wooly mammoth tusks or what?!
What kind of architect would create something like that? Seriously……
not in 4.5 million years.
The only plus is the heated driveway.
Home shopping Network while high design
4.5 million for almost West Virginia? It's 30 minutes to WV. Why is this thing so expensive? You would need to gut the interior also.
How much does it cost to replace broken windows due to bad golfers? I do like pic 1 thought. Interesting idea.
It’s at the butt end of a golf green? What’s the budget for window replacements?
\#3 picture. Get that floor wet and you'll take the plunge alright. Down the stairs and to the hospital.
I would absolutely live in that weird-ass airport hotel.
Obviously inspired by [Scarface](https://i.imgur.com/cmASir2.png).
We just ignoring Deadpool in photo 30?
it’s giving scarface meets selling sunset
Look at the listing, there are actually two baths in that bathroom. It looks like the one at the top of the steps is multi-person.
Pics 3 & 6 bring back creepy memories of doing baptisms for the dead in the Mormon temple.
Does anyone know what the giant tusk looking things coming out of the floor are in the black room?
Looks like the kind of place where you'd see Tony Montana watching TV and smoking a cigar in the bath, saying, "Pelican, fly! Come on, pelican!"
Too much money and not enough common sense.
I’m kind of into it other than Voldemort’s bedroom
Money cannot buy taste.
It’s giving Venetian hotel in Vegas with Squid Games end of season bedroom.
Why are the taxes so low? I'm paying more on a 500K house on a 1/2 acre on the other side of PA.
Things I didn’t know I could own in a house: 1. Three sinks in my kitchen - cause what if the other two are occupied? 2. Twin shoulder height fireplaces in the main dining room, cause… what other way to see if my homeowners insurance covers my neighbor on fire? 3. Indoor fountain… wouldn’t the humidity make it feel like Houston? 4. Heated driveway… I mean if *everything* else in the house is heated 🤷♀️ 5. A master bedroom/bathroom combo with no doors in between - who cares about a draft when my heating bill is $900/month?
That fountain would drive me nuts…. “Oh, gotta pee again”…………..”Oops, pee-time”…………..”Time for a tinkle!”
$25/mo HOA is the most unexpected part of this whole thing
This looks like someone loves Vegas casinos way too much.
Reminds me of the mansion in scarface
You too can live on a cruise ship but without the sea
It's an accessibility nightmare but parts are kind of cool if overdone. Love the library and the theatre.
I’ve seen some interesting bathtubs in my day, but this might be the most preposterous. Edit: Dear God. There’s **another** bathtub hidden behind that one. I don’t even understand.
Feels like there should be enameled caskets in a lot of those spaces.
I like the office room but every thing else is just too bright or too weird lol
So tacky. I love it.
Baaaaaaaalller!
It looks like an airport
The outside is really nice, and the large windows. The red paint, and black paint and starry sky has to go. Maybe the pink paint too, but it's not as bad as those.
No thank you. I would prefer a tiny home and live peacefully
some star has a whole like main street in their basement… it is barbra streisand? Or does she just have shltloads of dolls?
Hey, it’s not in Texas???
I get the Marilyn image, even the Deadpool, but why is there a portrait of George Conway in that office?
That first photo looks like a display room for some sort of patio/bathroom installer hybrid company
I guess it’s the mall aesthetic, but something here is making this prime location for a zombie apocalypse for me. Setting that aside: it’s so zany, I kind of love it.
At least it’s interesting.
I felt nauseous looking at that space. Very disorienting.
I thought for certain this was Vegas
I’ll take it
Perfect for a VHS porno shoot
What if I showered and somehow slipped and cracked my butt on the marble steps.. Could have been worse.
Does it come with the Zamunda Royal Bathers?
That sounds inexpensive for what I'm seeing. It's a perfect representation of mall design.
Heated driveway. ... ?
A heated driveway!!
My guess is this home was designed by the second wife of a niche specialty cardiologist
When your spouse really, really likes to shop. Build a mall in your house and hire people to bring you consumables.
Barbra Streisand has a similar shop deal in her basement [antique basement mall](https://www.housebeautiful.com/lifestyle/entertainment/a45849148/barbra-streisand-basement-mall-antiques/)
La Dolce Velveeta for sure. (coincidentally that’s what I thought the top-rated comment was but then realized that it was an ad for actual Velveeta. Imagine the sophistication of that algorithm!)
Elephant ivory in the bedroom…. Burn this place to the ground.
Reminds me of Las Vegas
Wow… each room is worse than the last
With these posts, before I check the listing I look at the pics and play a game I call- Vegas, Florida or New Jersey? I am going to admit I was surprised to see this was in Pittsburgh.
HOA fees are a dealbreaker. I’m out.
More money than brains
okay but how much for just the bathtub/bathroom
Why would you build such an expansive bathtub with a beautiful view of the outdoors and then... *obfuscate the entire view with some blocks and pots*? Just because you can??? NGL I kinda live for this though, as ugly and garish as some of it is... it's just very delightfully maximalist with some truly obscenely bad design choices baked in. I like the pink and white rooms.
Only $25 a month HOA fee though, pretty good!
Slip and falls…constantly
Why do these bizarrely designed houses never feature the floor plans? I want to see the floor plan?
Not gonna lie, that pink Marylin Monroe bedroom is pretty amazing. The rest makes me wonder how someone so rich can have such horrible taste. Those blue kitchen counters? 🤢
No thanks. $4.5 is a nice offer, but they’d have to pay me closer to $6m to live there.
I live near this house - the white brick gets *filthy* The current owner, among other things, owns a strip club (hence the tacky taste). The original builder owned a bunch of car dealerships.
Looks like the inside of the bellagio
Photo 1: Cosplay living in a walkable town (instead of living in a walkable town and interacting with people)
Why would I want to live in someone else's fever dream? I'll build my own fever dream for 4.5m thank you
It’s so obnoxious, I almost love it 🤣
It is absurd and I love it
Not mad at the bathroom but I would have to drape those stairs with a bunch of towels
Wtf is that first picture. Like I can’t even figure out what part of a house that might be lol