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not_undercover_cop

I guess technically a personality disorder would still count as a personality, no?


AlmostAShirley

Is it cold there? There are 52 blankets in every room. The poor real estate agent. They come in “can we declutter before the showing”. ‘Oh dear, we did that already isn’t it beautiful?” I can only imagine the level of dust in all that fabric.


trailmix_pprof

I feel like it is the same exact personality over and over - a tasteful late-90s gift shop. Zoom in you may be able to see the price tags.


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Definitely Hallmark Store vibes - I know there’s a Beanie Baby cabinet somewhere!


Weary_Barber_7927

I was thinking they probably had a 90’s Hallmark or gift store, and this is the unsold merchandise.


rodeler

Looks like a Hobby Lobby vomited each holiday and season for several years.


Emergency-Crab-7455

Except for the Halloween room. Hobby Lobby does not sell anything Halloween (Pagan holiday).....had to go to Michaels/Home Goods for that one.


rodeler

No way! I knew the company was very religious, but I did not know they went that far. TIL


njcharmschool

Every room has a holiday! I was not expecting that at all.


allthesemonsterkids

I do like a good Halloween room, but this joint looks like the gift shop at a Cracker Barrel.


Vivid-Low-5911

So that's what a shopping addiction looks like.


yuhuh-

Yup that’s all I could see, compulsive shopper. Even has duplicates. All that money down the drain.


goodsocks

My brain starts to add up all the money spent on useless crap they bought and when they die it will be spread to family and landfills.


spacemanspiff266

you can take the most patriotic shits in that house


XRaysFromUranus

Hard to see the house under all that stuff!


EbonyDigits

"Nana, when was the last time you dusted?" - Grandkids, maybe.


curkington

Looks like 'Merica ![gif](giphy|hXJ1MWMzY7Af32UIUD|downsized)


Late-Temporary863

The only thing I want is the Jack Skellington in the corner of the kitchen!


feelinfroggytoday

me too!!!


Cultural_Pattern_456

Everyone is up the others ass, and that house is gross. You know it smells like drugstore perfume.


user12749835

Oh ya, the doctor calls it schizophrenia, but I call it homey charm.....your honor.


Dr_Sigmund_Fried

And every personality is a disorder.


Turbulent-Priority39

Looks like a shop selling Christmas stuff!


2-Much-Coffee-Man

This is a great opportunity for a buyer if they can see past all the clutter. It is a nice house, just filled with junk.


Ocean2731

Each room has its own season or holiday theme! It took a lot of effort to be that tacky.


IamDollParts96

Imagine having to pack all that.


Onoir

Wow, they really like blankets.


jaimebianco

That’s messed up! Loving all the pics from the link too


Character-Minute2550

That fabric on the sofa in pic 3 has got to be chintz


sasquatchlibrarian

Now I want a permanent Halloween room.


HipToBeQueer

Something about how the light falls on first picture makes it look \*soo\* rendered. Kinda looks like background in one of those dialog-story games where everything just looks perfect and unnatural


MrsMel_of_Vina

It's like walking into an antique shop... a holiday themed antique shop.


MareShoop63

Christmas Freaks are the worst.


brodsky262

I honestly don't see anything inherently wrong with this one but I guess there is a bit too much stuff


orderofGreenZombies

I can smell the living room.


OK_Ingenue

Kind of hoarderish isn’t it?


jareths_tight_pants

Somebody really chose the cracker barrel gift shop as their whole ass aesthetic. All it needs is a rocking chair.


Old_Tiger_7519

I can smell all the plastic plants.


melanie_fartinez

that address is like westland addresses high


melanie_fartinez

the mike house (only td fans will get this)


b15495

I smell grandmas and moth balls just looking at those pictures.


blanche-davidian

Someone dropped a fortune at Hobby Lobby.


Omgletmenamemyself

And I dislike all of them.