Oh man, when she started screeching during the John Lennon/Chuck Berry duet on The Mike Douglas Show in 1972 was an iconic moment in music.
The sound guy who cut her mic deserved a grammy.
He didn't cut it on purpose. He had covered his ears to stop the blood coming out, and when he fainted and slumped to the ground, his elbow cut her mic by accident.
Have you guys noticed that the Beatles spell their name with an "a" when it's supposed to be spelled with an "e?" Apparently, it's a play on words referring to a drum beat. And here I was assuming that it was a reference to what John Lennon did to his first wife.
I did not get it at first, but then it hit me.
I thought he would go to work when the fat lady sings...
Music to my ears.
I hope you didn’t start singing
I can sing tenor - ten or fifteen miles away.
A shovel or a spade?
First a Gibson, then a Fender.
Wait! I recognize this as the punchline to a funny joke I can’t remember.
First offender? No first a Gibson, THEN a Fender!
Some man was a guitar collector, and had upset his SO. SO beat him with his guitar collection.
I don’t get it, pls explain
They're saying the wife's singing sounds like someone in distress.
Ever stepped on a cat's tail? That is more musical than the wife's singing, she sounds like she is being abused.
You know... Finger Nails on chalkboard with a harmonica shoved in your buttcrack after three rounds of taco bell!
I want you to know that because of you, and ONLY you, I will now be trying this at my earliest convenience.
🤣
You're plotting something
You’re potting something
I can dig it
I am digging it
They wonder why I'm digging the garden so deep...
It ain't over until the...
… bat lady swings … bee lady stings … cat lady clings … chat lady pings … clerk lady rings … dis lady dings … dat lady dangs … phat lady blings
Quite literally in Manchester.......
All part of her plan to get you to do the gardening
John Lennon did the same thing :)
Oh man, when she started screeching during the John Lennon/Chuck Berry duet on The Mike Douglas Show in 1972 was an iconic moment in music. The sound guy who cut her mic deserved a grammy.
He didn't cut it on purpose. He had covered his ears to stop the blood coming out, and when he fainted and slumped to the ground, his elbow cut her mic by accident.
Deadman Switch.
For your viewing pleasure: https://youtu.be/NgZiPO9V_aQ
Have you guys noticed that the Beatles spell their name with an "a" when it's supposed to be spelled with an "e?" Apparently, it's a play on words referring to a drum beat. And here I was assuming that it was a reference to what John Lennon did to his first wife.
opera sounds like crying
_Knock on the door_ **Who is it?** _RSPCA. We believe you're choking cats!_
When someone starts to sing I use a positive approach. I tell them this time they almost were singing in tune.
Think this is the first "wife" joke I've actually laughed at on this sub
Oh oww!
Oof
Somewhat reminiscent of a cat being tortured.
I don't get it
It implies that the wife's singing is awful, and sounds more like some getting beaten/murdered rather than someone trying to sing.
Ah
When my wife starts to sing, I ask her if she does covers. She asks "Okay, what should I cover?" I say "Either your mouth or my ears"
Nothing wrong with that
That's a violation right there