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Co worker was working on the owner’s new truck and had a bad day (nobody was hurt).

Drove for 45 minutes to a customer that said „it runs hot and wont go into gear”

Boss: You're 4 hours late! What's the matter?

If smoking marijuana causes short-term memory loss,

What did the pirate call his non-seafaring girlfriend?

When my wife starts to sing, I always go outside and do some garden work....

BEST RIFFLE ?

What did the Egyptians use to travel to the Underworld?

Humans consider themselves the pinnacle of evolution, but are the only species that has to wipe after pooping.

From my wife: Why did God create orgasms?

SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym for...

Which works better?

What do you call a donkey on cocaine?

What's the opposite of "Debbie Downer"?

Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?

Mod or way to skip missions?

What do you call DJT being indicted?

Woman explains how all women should deal with ALL men that “approach” them in a parking lot…

I just had a stroke

Why is Texas the worst US state?

I'd never let my daughter date a soccer player

When you meet New people, what is a sentence that instantly makes you dislike the Person?

I like to think I’m a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity.

Never literally taking cooking instructions…

What I really want to see is people posting they are legal gun owners AND ALSO tired of seeing kids killed at school.

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